Why is it so hard to get Traffic?
Why is it so hard to get traffic these days?
What happened to the good old days when knowing how to build web pages was like knowing how to cook that perfect roast dinner. Laying out tables all nice and neat was like getting the roast potatoes just right and using graphic rollover menu’s was like making the perfect gravy.
There are millions of people online every day, where do they all go? What the heck happened? Oh that’s right, people made publishing even easier with sites like Blogger, Geocities and Yahoo site builder. Or maybe it’s because the Internet is getting popular and everyone’s looking to earn a dime by sitting at home in their chair. (and in their boxers ..)
There’s too many website’s and I don’t like it.
I have a solution though and it requires bombing the Google Datacenters. Google would have to start from scratch and the true webmasters would be quick on their feet to gain the rankings they deserve.
P.S If any of my readers know how to put together home made bombs, please contact me.
P.S I mentioned the phrase “bombing the Google Datacenters†.. what’s the bet a Google engineer will notice and pull this site from the SERPS …
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6 opinions for Why is it so hard to get Traffic?
Mark
Jul 29, 2006 at 3:39 pm
You never know, you may get a Google engineer who hates his job, and so makes your site the default #1 for every single search string ;)
Jamsi
Jul 29, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Mark, if that ever happens I’ll personally buy you an island. Because that’s how rich I’d be :)
Who else like’s the thought of “buying an island” … one day ..
Andrew Preston
Jul 30, 2006 at 9:00 am
…buying an island…
Yes,please
Darren McLaughlin
Jul 31, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I think you’re safe. It’s unlikely a Google engineer would notice anything. They haven’t noticed how crappy their results are, so I doubt they can find your post :)
Ara Pehlivanian
Jul 31, 2006 at 2:01 pm
So, uhm, by leaving comments on this post, are we guilty by association? ;-)
You could try and “Google bomb” your own site, instead of bombing the Google datacentres. Just a thought.
WorkBoxers - Making money online since 1891 ..
Aug 2, 2006 at 3:52 pm
[…] The problem with the web is that there’s too many pages, something I’ve already established. However, it’s something so simple that allows you to be successful. Persist. […]
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